i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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