I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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