I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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