But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
