Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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