Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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