Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I have grass duct taped all over my body
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Randomize
