Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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