How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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