i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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