I wish i was in the wii world.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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