Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Randomize
