I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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