I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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