Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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