she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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