bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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