I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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