there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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