People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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