She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Holy shit dude........stairs
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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