when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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