I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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