Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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