Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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