I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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