I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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