it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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