I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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