I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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