Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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