I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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