That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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