We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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