I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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