So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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