she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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