the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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