just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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