Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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