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I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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