Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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