u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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