I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
