Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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