no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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