So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
