Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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