It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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