sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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