Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I lost the right to judge tonight
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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