omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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