Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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