my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Randomize
