just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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